Don’t deny your cravings
A recent ad campaign for Blue Diamond almonds proclaims: Don’t deny your cravings. Eat them. (Well, actually, Eat ’em.) (#1) You can view one (somewhat overwrought) ad here. Yes, it’s straightforwardly...
View ArticleStuff your furry friend
(Cheap, meaningless mansex. Not for everyone.) From Roger Klorese today, a commercial sign from his posting past (thanks to timehop, which provides photos from your history): (#1) The (innocent)...
View ArticleThe profane domain
… and pornlinguistics. Recently on Facebook, from Dan Everett and then Rob Pensalfini, calls for research in what I’ll call the profane domain of linguistics: Dan: How about a pop-up book on the...
View ArticleFor Mothers Day
(Talk about mansex in street language, so not for kids or the sexually modest — or, for that matter, Facebook the Prudish.) From the TitanMen gay porn studio, for Mothers Day this year: (#1) Cropped...
View ArticleDeshagged and pedicured
(This starts innocently enough, but quickly descends into male body parts and mansex, in very plain language. All this in text, no X-images, but, still, not for kids or the sexually modest.) Last week,...
View ArticleBlue light special
(Mansex in street language, not suitable for kids or the sexually modest.) As Pride Month approaches, the image from the May 14th Daily Jocks ad, for Breedwell harnesses and underwear (with my caption...
View ArticleCrude japery
(If the image and text in #1 make you uneasy, pass on to something else. Otherwise there’s only coarse humor here, of the sort that delights middle-schoolers.) From Aric Olnes on Facebook yesterday,...
View ArticleAnnals of gangbanging: Anonymous in Brooklyn
(You’ve seen the title: not for kids or the sexually modest.) From the Gay Star News on 5/31/18, by David Hudson,”New York gay sex club defends reduced entry price for tops: It’s charging $65 entry for...
View ArticleThe rose and the flames
(After some extended moments of reflections on religious belief, this posting will venture into the sexual wilds, and the later material will not be suitable for kids or the sexually modest.) Two...
View ArticleAgain with the nose job
Today’s Zippy is a re-play of a drawing from 2015, now with dialogue: (#1) Stroke the nose and you slip through the nasal passage in the nose-time continuum to the bulbous-nose Cartoonosity region of...
View ArticleThe possessed and the damned gather over cheese dip
A 1969 Velveeta ad: Ingrid Superstar is obviously possessed, perhaps as a consequence of the entire company of the damned dipping into her chafing dish. With a little lesson in pronouncing Spanish, and...
View ArticleRainbow moments
For Pride Month, and looking forward to the SF parade two weeks from today, four heterogeneous items: Jungle Flossers for kids, in rainbow colors (and they’re fruit-flavored, wink wink nudge nudge);...
View ArticleBackground foods and food discoveries
The spur: this brief moment from the NYT obit for chef, author, tv personality, and social critic Anthony Bourdain, by Kim Severson, Mattew Haag, and Julia Moskin, on-line on the 8th as “Anthony...
View ArticleMuscle daddies for Fathers Day
(About the social and sexual worlds of gay men as represented in gay porn. About men’s bodies, especially the muscle hunk body type. And about mansex. Not for kids or the sexually modest.) The intro to...
View ArticleFollowing instructions
The instruction goes COVER ME or COVER YOURSELF. What are you supposed to do? Well, the verb cover, um, covers a lot of possibilities, so there’s plenty of room for play, amply illustrated in cartoons...
View ArticleWhat did the Cretan bull say to Hercules when the hero tamed him?
μ μ (but the bull was real butch about it, and anyway that’s the Greek Way) Meanwhile, the Greek letter mu is wide open for cow cartoons, like this recent one (from February 1st) by Scott Hilburn,...
View ArticleSwiss Navy
(Swiss Navy lubricants for sex, so not to everyone’s taste. But there will be Swiss Army knives.) Accidentally encountered in one of my forays into things Swiss: Swiss Navy products: (#1) The company...
View ArticleAre You My Bottom?
(Anatomical and sexual double entendres thick on the ground, but mostly in a high-kawaii context. Eventually, talk of relationships and of sexual acts, though not at all vividly. There will, however,...
View ArticleThe rainbow pillars of Montréal
A photo from Arthur Prokosch yesterday: (#1) “I have arrived at queer station. — in Gay Village, Montreal.” The occasion was/is the 31st motss.con — annual gathering of folks from the net group...
View ArticleToga, togae, togae!
Following up on my “Creams” posting yesterday, about names for gay bars, Betsy Herrington wrote to say that when she lived in NYC (in Chesea) in the late 90s, “there was a wonderful gay toga bar down...
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